Wednesday 6 February 2013

Make Me Laugh

I found some gorgeous variegated DMC blue perle in my stash, and wanted to use it to do a hoop. It's a bit chunky at Perle 5 to use for this really, but whenever did I do what I was supposed to do?

I've made a good start.


So, go on, make me laugh. What do you think the rest of this quote says? Sarcasm welcome.

Susan

43 comments:

  1. "not taking a hatchet to my family"?

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  2. I deserve a medal for not resorting to violence when asked (yet again) what's the point of cutting up big pieces of fabric into little pieces only to stitch them back into big pieces. :-)

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  3. heck you make me laugh just with your blog post! just what I need today!
    ok how about
    'I deserve a medal for being good at embroidery' you can decide whether or not it's sarcastic!!

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  4. '...making the national high jump team'? '...resisting that last piece of birthday cake'?

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  5. ...for not hurting somebody yesterday...it was one of those days.

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  6. Too funny! I can't wait to see what the rest of it is - one never knows what you'll come up with. :)

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  7. .....not murdering my eldest brother when I was young as he was mean, cruel and made my life miserable.

    Big Bro

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  8. ....however it was good that you didn't murder him as now he's great to have around (ocassionally).

    Big Bro

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  9. not killing those who piss me off
    blog posting so regularly

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  10. ...not strangling my colleagues (oh no, wait, that's me)

    ...not throttling my child when she ruins my Christmas cake decor

    ...staying married to you for so long

    ...not slipping poison into your tea

    (I appear to have many murderous thoughts on my mind these days ;o)

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  11. Well I think there might be several things to award you a medal for. I suggest "for quilting so much to avoid killing people."

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  12. I can't think of one, I am still cracking up at 'not taking a hatchet to my family'!

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  13. I can't think of one, I am still cracking up at 'not taking a hatchet to my family'!

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  14. for procraftinating!

    = doing crafts when I should be picking up the kids, ironing, cleaning the floor....

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  15. LOL! I have a brother just like yours it would seem! How about, '...remembering to put underwear on this morning!' Jxo

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  16. ...persevering with this thick chunky embroidery thread as it's all I've got!

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  17. ....for allowing my children to have rodents for pets!

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  18. being the fastest comment slinger in the west?

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  19. for being so damn perfect;)

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  20. ...keeping my hoops cleaner than my mind.

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  21. ...finding my way to Susans house tomorrow!

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  22. For having to listen to your drivel! Now that is a hoop I would happily display in my office ;-)

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  23. ...just being me!

    love the hatchet comment

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  24. glad to see some of the IG comments havn't been repeated! I think you deserve a medal for when life gets in the way of crafting!

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  25. loving the comments. I vote hatchet.

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  26. "... kissing my rotary cutter!" or was it "... eating chocolate!". but anyway the question is who will get your embroidered medal?

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  27. ...my sarcasm.

    ...not maxing out the credit card during a sale at the fabric store

    ...my wicked sense of humour!

    Oh, my goodness, Susan, this is fun. Can't wait to see which words you have to finish your stitchery with.

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  28. "sharing my work with undeserving friends"
    this is if it is a planned gift, for one of the aforementioned friends!

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  29. ...putting up with all your f*cking sh*t. PS I love you x

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  30. For resisting buying fabric today!
    Di x

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  31. I can't possibly beat what's gone before - some of those comments have made me chuckle!

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  32. HALDEY! Absolutely hilarious.

    ...for looking like I give a s**t?

    I can't wait to see what you stitch :)

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  33. I'm totally unfunnied out - putting up with the British crap weather?

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  34. Having read and laughed over all the previous comments, nothing I could add would cut it! Hatchet- yes! listen to your drivel - yes! Or Hadley's or Cindy's - yes!!!!! Lucky recipient, I say!

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  35. I had to come back and read some more! No not a funny comment - just what I'm going to be doing for the next few days!

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  36. For doing so much hand embroidery! (I don't enjoy it myself!)

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  37. …for not smacking the willfully stupid on a daily basis.
    …for everything I do. Seriously, I crap rainbows.

    This is a fun game, Susan. :-)

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  38. putting up with everybody's S**T. But, Hadley hit the nail on the head.

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  39. Inflammatory comment : I deserve a Medal for living in pommie land.

    (Nice comment : I deserve a medal for 668 blog posts since I started on the 9th Feb 2011).

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  40. "not burying my boss alive" Oh wait that is someone else that deserves that one....

    "being the most sarcastic" I really suck at this!

    You and Sarah are much butter!

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